Ted the Twat

Ted went bright red, his nostrils flared and his mouth pursed.  His mouth reminded me of a hairy arsehole, all pursed lipped like that and wispy hair around his top lip.  I thought about voicing my observation but he was still trying to process the fact I had called him a cunt. 

Mr Almost (5 minutes)

Tony suddenly panicked. He wasn’t quite sure what he was ‘doing’ and how to keep doing it ‘like that.’ Tony felt like a novice plumber stabbing a plunger down a toilet hoping he would hit the right thing to unblock it. In this case his plunger was randomly pumping and miraculously making this girl happy.  He had no idea how and he was also surprised he was four minutes in and still able to use his plunger.