Writing dialogue feels like it should be easy. After all, we all have conversations. The problems can be quickly apparent though when we start and everything feels rather wooden and forced. I have so many instances where I have read back a bunch of dialogue I have written and it’s painful in how inhuman it…… Continue reading Writing Decent Dialogue
Tag: Comedy writing
Preacher Tom in the House
So I used to be a fundamentalist Christian and loved to tell people they were going to hell.
The Caffeine Will Kill You
For years I would arrogantly bang on about being an atheist and belief in God was dumb but secretly I hoped, when death found me, I would get a hug and high-five from Jesus.
Ted the Twat
Ted went bright red, his nostrils flared and his mouth pursed. His mouth reminded me of a hairy arsehole, all pursed lipped like that and wispy hair around his top lip. I thought about voicing my observation but he was still trying to process the fact I had called him a cunt.
Obnoxious Brits Abroad
I know I would be happy not to serve a half naked, sun burnt British guy who asked for Omelette and chips instead of gorgeous locally produced tapas.
Rural Racists Worried about Immigration
A racist from a small, rural village is fuming about open borders and mass immigration.
Tom Haward 